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dani
is 96% done
yes, it is incredibly weird that you have been writing fanfiction about your friend and her boss. you strange little woman!
— Dec 23, 2025 09:40PM
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dani
is 94% done
“you’re your own tom hanks” — i fucking knew it!
— Dec 23, 2025 09:22PM
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dani
is 93% done
45 minutes until the flight takes off? yeah, your not gonna be able to talk to him at the airport. just call him.
— Dec 23, 2025 09:18PM
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dani
is 87% done
she’s mad at him? after she betrayed his trust and took a picture of him sleeping? she is expecting him to apologize to her? what the fuck is this book?!
— Dec 23, 2025 08:27PM
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dani
is 82% done
damn, that was immediate. that was stupid as hell. incredibly insane to send a picture of someone sleeping regardless of who you are sending it to.
— Dec 23, 2025 08:10PM
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dani
is 81% done
why would you send a picture of him sleeping? i have a bad feeling about this!
— Dec 23, 2025 08:06PM
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dani
is 60% done
girl, do not yell at man for dating someone else when you were literally dating someone else like an hour and a half ago. please don’t piss me off! i am begging you!
— Dec 23, 2025 06:29PM
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dani
is 53% done
i kinda didn’t agree with her about him making fun of her. i thought she was just being ridiculous but he agreed that he was doing that and her other date agreed too so now i feel insane.
— Dec 23, 2025 04:30PM
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dani
is 29% done
i feel like she’s gonna realize that she’s the tom hanks she’s looking for or some shit like that. i am basing that solely on the question of tom hanks’ house boat since she also has a big ass house that you would question how it’s possible she affords it in a romcom.
— Dec 23, 2025 01:57PM
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