Status Updates From Amber (Jewels Cafe: Amber, #1)

Page 1 and chameleon shifter Amber transforms into the giant bouncer from the club down the street so she doesn't have to move to reach the machine to make her coffee. Epic problem solving, and I am jealous.

I just love the vibes of this quirky paranormal town. Great idea!
I may have read this before still it's good to be back once again.

Definitely one of those “deleted from my digital library immediately after reading” bc it was so shitty and I want no trace of it around anymore

Except obv this goodreads thing, as a giant beacon to never read this again and prob avoid this author altogether.

Ugh what a waste of my time. And the brains cells
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UGH I’d already thought DNF trying to read the first few pages of this shit.
Shitty dialogue and writing. The cool chameleon and varied shifter mates concepts aren’t enough to make up for how badly this is written.

As well as the immediate thought I had when the fmc was introduced, since the first damn page. This stupid bitch.
Ugh skimming and skipping it is

My cheeks flush, and then what I just heard finally sinks in. “Wait... bunny? As in bunny shifter?”
“And I wasn’t going to show you my carrot. I save that until the second date.” 
“It’s okay, Juli.” I turn to Chase and look him up and down. “Are you really a bunny? Like a soft, fluffy, tiny...”
“I draw the line at tiny.” Chase’s grin turns predatory, which is odd considering that in animal form

HILARIOUS

this book is kinda funny