Status Updates From A Lesson in Thorns (Thornch...

Still no fucking and better for it (compared to Priest). The attraction and horniness is so obvious the author has to use the build-up to sex to the fullest

We get a little POV switches into the other characters to see more of them, yay! But Auden still bears no appeal to me. We should like and be sorry for him but I don't feel it. He's a entitled rich boy who's also supposed to a dom in bed but that doesn't make him hot to me. The opposite - he's so entitled he even needs submission from lovers to feel (more) powerful. Yikes. He can cry quietly in the corner.

I don't buy it when people claim to be the only fat person around. Fat people are really common - in what kind of groups do they circle to know no (or not even see) other fat people?

The book actually lampshades how it's more aesthetics than substance, being like "he's lean and broody and that's hot but IDK why he flusters me like this." Yeah, me neither. I like that type too but why should I like HIM?

I was gonna say is it a good idea to wash your hair before a dinner with guests? Such work to get it in shape while wet hair is embarrassing. But the book actually acknowledges this, woah