Status Updates From The Devil's Bride

Dnf. An insipid heroine and a full-on alphamale so up his own ar*e that he thought it was totally acceptable to force himself on an innocent girl...it wasn’t rape, but it was pretty unpleasant. Bodice ripper with little to redeem it.

It just blew steamy chunks!

Well fudge! That was a disappointing ending...
Too quick. Not particularly romantic. And the evil bitch... what the happened to her???
Is she still staying in their townhouse for fucks sake???

Well this is positively gothic!

They marry pretty early on. She had a boy she loved but lost to a manipulative girl. She clings to that love to hold the Devil at bay. He likes to play up his 'Devil' act, even to her. It's like a protective mask.
First time reading this author. She doesn't like to leave misunderstandings hanging. She also lets the h keep her pride. Kinda fluffy but enjoyable.

ws named after john calvin, who lived in mid 1500's in france. So maybe 1600's somewhere?

Not sure when this takes place but heroine, calvina, is names after her father, who was named after

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"I shall faint, I shall faint," Eglantine moaned.
"Not on this floor, I hope," he said, surveying his dim surroundings with distaste. "Needs cleaning."

Ah, you got to love Rupert. xD

Sometimes I just need a sweet fun brainless entertainment where I know with absolute certainty everything will end well!!! xD
And it has a bad boy with a heart of gold as the male lead! What more could I possibly want? xD

I can't finish this trash. I'm bored to tears and have rolled my eyes too many times to count in 5% of this book than I did in the entire Divergent series. I think for the first time I'm actually going to make an effort to NOT finish a book. Nope. So much nope.