Status Updates From La defensa

“on his father's advice, he had taken his aunt a large box of chocolates, half of which he had himself eaten and the remainder of which he had rearranged so that it would not be noticed”

i really want to stay up and read this :(

alright fine. yes, i picked this up because of chess story.

Opened book. Read half a page. Nearly threw up. Closed book. Thank you food poisoning I am miserable.