Status Updates From My Christmas Spirit

„(…)the guy’s napkin, sending it fluttering to the floor. He bent down to retrieve it, and I couldn’t hold in my gasp as Mike moved in, his hand wrapped around his dick—and smacked it on top of the guy’s head.
What the hell?“

What the hell indeed 😭😭😭

Gotta finish this so I can get on to the parody KFC books xD

Loving this!

Andy Taylor woke up in the middle of the night to find Mike Stubbins sitting at the foot of his bed, stark naked, and still as gorgeous as ever. The only problem is that Mike died six years ago.

Out of pure love, Mike’s current goal is to convince Andy to let Mike go, and for Andy to start living again.

I need to run out for more tissues