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Chapter 31

Pasaron cositas y yo apoyo cada una de ellas

"You kissed his neck, and you still held him..."
[..]"I hope Miss Wei can understand the matter before blaming others at will next time." Compared with Wei Xuelan's chaotic words, his appearance is much calmer.
"The man you saw will marry me in the future.[..] It seems that it's not your turn to discuss my private affairs with him."

Yes! Smash that green tea bitch!

"Why is the answer always different from what I calculated?"
Song Yi listened to the sound of his teeth crunching and chewing lollipops, and fully realized Duan Jiayan's mood at the moment.
"Learning is a process of constantly looking for mistakes," Song Yi comforted him."If you find your mistakes now, you won't make them again in the examination room."
"Then in the examination room, I will make new mistakes."

Gu Li looked at this and that. She covered her mouth for fear of leaking something. She was too excited to disturb them. Her eyes were bright.
Hold it!
In public, just hold together so tightly!
Gu Li sobbed and whispered, "love..."
Zhou Xingchen heard her muttering and his face softened. He secretly touched Gu Li's hand: "I'm here."
Gu Li threw him away.

It isn't easy, dating a fujoshi.

Heipi: "Do you hear me! The school bully asked you to protect the school grass!"
The boy next to Heipi said, "I heard you! Don't worry, brother. I'll take my life to protect your boyfriend!"
Duan Jiayan: "No, he's not my - shit! You protect my boyfriend! My boyfriend has no blood! Give him treatment!"

Meanwhile, not-yet-boyfriend next to him: 😏

"...." Duan Jiayan said, "is there any way to relieve carsickness?"
"Drink more hot water."
[..]Duan Jiayan looked at him with disgust: "I've found the reason why you're single."

Not one of those hot water boyfriends. 🤣

Duan Jiayan patted the girl in front on the shoulder:"Can you help me send a message to Lu Xingci and ask him if he can go to the train tunnel?I heard it's very exciting."
[..]"Brother Lu."The boy hesitated and said,"Duan Jiayan asked you if you want to play some exciting games with him."
Chen Yue was looking for a lighter. When he heard this,his hand slipped and the lighter fell directly to the ground.

Hahah

Director Jiang was a little embarrassed. He saw a line written at the bottom and simply read it out: "bringing X in means bringing x into the original equation. Why are you so stupid?"
Chen Yue couldn't hold back. He snorted first. His voice was like igniting fireworks. There was a continuous sound of snickering in the classroom.

Director thinking he was cracking down on puppy love. Poor math problem note.

AM SORRY BUT DID I JUST POUND MY BED AND SCREAM, BECAUSE THESE TWO BOYS WERE KISSING, AND ONE SAID 'PUT YOUR TONGUE IN '??? BECAUSE THE ANSWER IS YES!!!!! OMDSSSSSSSS!!!!! WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING THESE CHINESE AUTHORS!!!! CAUSE I WANT MORE OF WHATEVER THIS IS.
What I paid the internet for btw!!!

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Mwahhhh mwahhhhh mwahhhh mwahhhhh mwahhhh
.我死了我死了我死了我死了我死了我死了我死了我死了我死了我死了我死了我死了我死了我死了我死了我死了

Rosie's dead.
Cause of death:
1:too much cuteness
2:too much lovey
3: amazingly written cutely.
Want to walk away from angst!?? READ THIS!😩🤭

Love Duan Jiayan and Lu Xingci's chemistry please🫠.And omds Duan Jiayan obliviousness, I don't think anyone can beat at being oblivious😭

Was reading the manhua and the cliffhanger was too heart wrenching ugh, and I realized it has a Danmei hehehehehe.
Am a sucker for my Danmeis ah!!!!😩

Also the amount of cuteness the manhua has omg, and I like me some strong and powerful omega, he's giving Kim Euihyun, but he def looks like Twink😭💀and acts like a Twink, but his punches are packed🙂‍↔️🫡😩

NOPUEDESER ME MUERO DE LO TIERNOS Q SON, VIVA EL ABO, VIVA LA VIDA, POR FAVOR Q NO LES PASD NADA MALO 🤺

Author, you have turned me into a dog, IM DYING OF DOG FOOD HERE, HAVE MERCY OF MY HEART AAAAAAA CUTE

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NECESITO MÁS

NOooafshjk RE LINDO, VIVA VIVA TODO AUNQUE TÉCNICAMENTE NO HA PASADO NADA

Embeces me da bronca que hagan a los shous tan tontos en el amor cuando es claro q no lo son en lo demás. Bno, Duan Jiayan sí, pero no tanto, like makes no sense que no note al otro wey comiéndoselo con los ojos cada q lo ve. Lo de no saber bien las socia cues de los ABO antes ya no es excusa amigo, todos lo sienten y es por algo. NO SEAS PENDEJO Y ACEPTA O TERMINARÉ QUEDANDO CALVA

YOU CANT BE MORE OBLIVIOUS THAN THAT RIGHT? 😭 FFS ADMIT IT AND CONQUER HIM ALREADY 🤺🤺

KYAAAAAA 💖💖✨🧚‍♀️ VIVA EL PUPPY LOVE 😭✨