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“Sometimes it's hard to punish the guilty without punishing the innocent as well.” p. 174

“Judah tells her he' pay her a whole goat, because goats were the Bitcoin of the ancient world, he doesn't actually have one with him, but he's good for it, he swears.” p. 146

“…you remember John the Baptist, right? The guy who baptized Jesus, along with basically everyone else he met (hence the nickname)? He didn't disappear after Jesus' baptism; he just kept doing what prophets do--he wandered around in a loincloth yelling about how sinful everyone was. As you can imagine, people didn't react super positively to that, especially the people in charge.” p. 52

“Apparently, just because Ham saw his doodle, Noah feels entitled to curse Ham's children, and his children's children, and his children's children's children, because that was just how they did things in the Old Testament.” p. 33