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Lia is on page 52 of 610

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Chelley Rene is on page 47 of 626

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Lia is on page 19 of 610

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Chelley Rene is on page 25 of 626

Oh story number 2 just stressed me out. Reminded me of a lot of ppl who think they aren’t racist but hold A LOT of racist ideology

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Chelley Rene is on page 19 of 626

Going to read one story/poem/letter a day untill it’s done.

— Apr 08, 2026 05:41PM 1 comment

Janice Nista is on page 118 of 610

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Roxie is on page 151 of 626

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Janice Nista is on page 64 of 610

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Alex is on page 198 of 544

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Alex is on page 191 of 544

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Alex is on page 83 of 544

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Alex is on page 52 of 544

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Alex is on page 41 of 544

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Charlie Sausa is on page 556 of 626

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Elaine is on page 512 of 626

Wondering if there's already a band called Nietzche and the Happiness Boys; if not, audition signups are on the music room door for tomorrow at lunch.

It is also extremely fucking funny how bad she hates A.A. Milne. It is so weird to see her attacking him for being a children's author. Wild to realize that somebody so foundational to the modern childhood was once a probably-annoying guy to run into at parties.

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Charlie Sausa is on page 540 of 626

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Charlie Sausa is on page 536 of 626

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Charlie Sausa is on page 511 of 626

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Bethany (is booked.) is on page 54 of 610

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Charlie Sausa is on page 450 of 626

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Kaitlin is on page 566 of 610

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Kaitlin is on page 527 of 610

My God she's so damn relatable. I said all of this when I was trying to learn French!

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Kaitlin is on page 525 of 610

I can't help but think Rory Gilmore, being influenced by Dorothy Parker, renowned reviewer, wrote her skewering review of the ballet and Logan's party.

— Feb 04, 2026 09:03AM Add a comment

Kaitlin is on page 514 of 610

Dorothy Parker would be so canceled today.

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