Status Updates From Bang Bang

I've read more than half of this book and still don't understand what's going on.

I've read more than half of this book and still don't understand what's going on.

Ok now you're back to being an annoying idiot. Shouting "hiyah" at somebody? *rolls eyes*

Ok now I'm horrified for you. Girl, I'd be losing my mind if I was put in this situation.

Yeah so you already deserve to die. This could end right now with her death and I'd give it 4 stars.

Stopped reading. Way to dumb for me. The dialogue was very cheap porn-like. Think of the cheesiest porn story like the pizza or pool guy examples; I’m really not sure how this book was published. I feel bad for saying all this but sorry not sorry I guess. I feel like all those reviews I read on Amazon were about a different book. Has to be because I cannot see this as a rom-com movie.

DNF

Everytime I read the words “bang, bang” I start singing the song “Bang, Bang” by Ariana Grande and Nikki Minaj.
Though the writing is not my style, this book is off to a hilarious start

I think this girl is starting to get Stockholm syndrome