Status Updates From Wayward Son (Simon Snow, #2)

Where’s Simon Snow? Isn’t this supposed to be his book?

Nobody in fact thought seriously about the car trip indeed 🫢

bro just drank nine cats 😭😭

ABSOLUTELY FOUL BEHAVIOR LMAO

“Imagine the humiliation of dying at The Cheesecake Factory.”

“Are we eating, I wonder. Or is this too tragic for eating?”

oh Simon, dear

not Simon driving on the highway in a STICK-SHIFT after just “learning” to drive earlier that afternoon 😭 he absolutely does NOT have a driver’s license in England, let alone one that legally applies in the US

how and why would you try to teach someone how to drive and forget to tell them about the break 😭

Baz I expect better from you

“I grew up at the top of a tower,” I say. “With you.”

😭😭😭

“the lady with the cross can’t get mad at us because we have to sit this close. It’s sitting in economy that’s making us gay.”
😭

“Surprise!” Baz singsongs. “It’s your ex-boyfriend and his boyfriend and that girl you never liked very much!”

my icon 😭

“When someone shows you who they are, believe them. When someone fucks up absolutely everything—that person is an absolute fuckup. I don’t know how to make it any more clear to him. I lie here on the sofa. And I don’t have any plans. And I don’t have any promise. And this is what I am. Baz fell in love with what I was…Now I’m what comes after”

RR because I guess I wanted to feel miserable

This is basically just one big hate letter to America from the Brits and I am loving it lmfaooo