Status Updates From The Long Walk Home

Ahaaa! It's a time travel novel after all! The author's soup de jour. I was hoping for EMP.

Damn! Now I want a William Pikatti knife...if I can afford one. Do you have one, author?

I think this book is way too poorly written for me to continue. I've been trying, but the grammar and punctuation is poor and there are typos. The author even changed tense in the same sentence. And half the time you can't figure out who's speaking the dialog. It might be a good idea for a story, but that's pretty useless if it's unreadable.