Status Updates From Last and First Idol (Light ...

Chapter 1 was AMAZING
Chapter 2 was A WALL OF TEXT

This is one of the craziest books I’ve read in a while, evolutionary biology body horror through a satirical pop culture lens. So creative and weird

This book has no chill. From cute teen idol girl to suicide/mad scientist to hard scifi apocalypse in only 30 pages what the hell

Finished! For me, the best story was the second one. The first and third went so large scale I had trouble keeping up.

Third story finished. Genetically engineered seiyuu have laryngeal airs sacs they can use to pilot space ships. One of the seiyuu commits murder in a bid to become the ultimate seiyuu and save the world, or something. It's utterly bonkers, and then it just sort of stops.

Second story finished! In some ways, very similar to the first, but a bit less confusing. An isekai (ish?) story in which a young woman becomes addicted to a gacha game, dies from being hit by a truck, and is reborn in a world that works much like the game. Like a more violent, grander scale So I'm a Spider, with zero humanoid beings and a dash of yuri.

First story finished. We start with a girl who wants to become an idol, and we end with the creation of the universe and the origin of consciousness. I was not expecting this story to involve so much organ meat.

Now we're doing Tanaka's Revolution but even more messed up

If your idol can't jack into living beings and subsist through their immune systems, what is she even worth? Oshi no Ko ain't got nothin on this shit

“What’ll we do once we run out of food?” Sachii was using the bones to make a sort of caveman house. It was her way of killing time.

“I’ll just have to eat you.”

“So I’m just so cute you want to eat me up?”

Dark Seiyu

>The Great Seiyuu Age—there was a period in time that earned itself that name. Seiyuu became the stars of the day, the hopes of humanity—all envied their laryngeal sacs
>...
>The history of seiyuu was a long one. One theory placed the origins 500,000 years ago, as early as the birth of homo sapiens. That being said, seiyuu of the past were natural...did not have laryngeal sacs displayed outside

> First, all national systems were converted to mobile games. Medical insurance and pension payouts were redistributed via gacha pulls. The constitution’s protections for human rights were interpreted to mean a minimum guaranteed number of gacha pulls. A healthy life with the acceptable minimal cultural value was considered one in which you could login to a mobile game daily.

Tldr: evolution girls is weird. 10/10.

> First, all national systems were converted to mobile games. Medical insurance and pension payouts were redistributed via gacha pulls. The constitution’s protections for human rights were interpreted to mean a minimum guaranteed number of gacha pulls. A healthy life with the acceptable minimal cultural value was considered one in which you could login to a mobile game daily.

Tldr: evolution girls is weird. 10/10.

Well? Go forth and be idolized. You’re already shining bright!