Status Updates From This Is How It Always Is

buying a hard copy so i can annotate immediately

“Claude wore his bikini because Penn found he could not say to his son ‘the suit you love is ok at home but not in public’ because Rosie would not say ‘we're proud of you in private but ashamed of you at the pool’”

i- too stunned to speak

the concept of putting a spoon under your bed to conceive a specific gender, thinking twice and putting it in the dresser, changing your mind again and hiding it under the mattress, and then having a child that will grow up to be trans is fucking hilarious