Status Updates From Real Fake (Nancy Drew: Girl...

“Organic barbeque-flavored popcorn” (with barbecue spelled incorrectly of course)

I should’ve known Gory was a weird last name for a reason

Nancy how the dickens have never heard of The Picture of Dorian Gray

“My specialty is mystery video games.” Hmmmm

“Sherlock Holmes is probably the most famous fictional detective in all of history.” SLOW BURN

“She was generously loaning me this high-tech gadget - which she had custom-tailored with my email address - so we could stay in touch across the Atlantic Ocean.” Yes a PDA, so high-tech, so revolutionary

“Organic microwave parmesan cheese popcorn”

Alright, as far as I know this will be the LAST Nancy Drew I read! Better buckle up

There is a character in this book named Fish. Oh, Lord.

So apparently, in this series of ND books, Nancy isn't punctual, doesn't have a classy sense of fashion, and can't use a PDA with George's help. Wha? Not liking... :(

My first mystery novel after the exams