Status Updates From Los Picapiedra: Integral

Didn’t expect to hate Fred Flintstone but here we are

“IF CIVILIZATION IS GOING TO LAST, IF IT'S GOING TO AMOUNT TO ANYTHING MORE THAN JUST A PLACE TO WATCH TV AND GET CHEAP SNAKE MEAT, IT WILL ONLY BE BECAUSE WE'VE LEARNED TO DO ONE THING.”
“AND WHAT'S THAT?”
“TO CARE FOR PEOPLE WHO MEAN NOTHING
TO US.”
“GROAN. THAT MUST HAVE BEEN ONE CLAMMY
NIGHT OF LOVEMAKING THAT PRODUCED YOU, FLINTSTONE. WHATEVER.I'M GOING HOME!”

Fred Flintstone: “We participated in a genocide, Barney.”
Waitress: “Scone sample?”

“WE'RE
A CIVILIZATION
NOW, FLINTSTONE!
MEN ARE ONLY REMEMBERED
FOR THEIR
ACCOMPLISHMENTS.
YOU WANT AN AFTERLIFE?
THIS IS IT.”