Status Updates From The Tomb of the Sea Witch (...

“I’m giving you a failing grade in Mundane Survival,” I warned him. “But I haven’t failed to survive anything yet!” he protested, still barely containing his giggles. “You’ll fail to survive me if you don’t stop laughing.”

Ah, brothers. xD

Shy-schoolboy-Crispin was back. “It was nice being met by you. I mean, I was delightful—delighted—”

xD

Crispin was practically jumping up and down with excitement. “Amazing! The headmaster has a pet dragon!”
The gargantuan reptile’s lips curled back from its enormous fangs. “The headmaster,” it boomed, smoke curling from its nostrils, “is a dragon. He is also quite cross.”
Crispin froze. “Oh.”
“We’re all going to die,” I muttered.

“I don’t like anyone. Disliking people is one of my favorite pastimes. Goodbye.”

xD

MALCOM!!

- I know there’s no happily ever after in fairy tales according to this series but I still wanted Crispin and Molly to be happy together.
- Did Cordelia lowkey confess her feelings for Nick right in front of him? And he didn’t address it?!
- I like Malcolm but him having murdered Thomas makes him questionable.
- Loool now Nick’s gone and done to Crispin what Cordelia did to him! Hopefully it can be reversed.

- Nick trying to escape to the boat again is hilarious. Crispin is a right one too.
- Enter Malcolm Blackfire! I’ve been doing research into all of Shultz’ series and Blackfire is his latest one. I didn’t expect to meet the protagonist of it here though.
- ‘“Oh…you are magnificent!” I blinked. “Er…begging your pardon, but I’m actually hideous.”’ HAHAHA this book is so funny I love it!

Time for a reread, I think.

I have quickly fallen in love with sarcastic Nick, vivacious Cordelia, and hyper Crispin. And I’ve laughed out loud numerous times.

I keep forgetting to update this! XD

HOLD ON WHAT

THEIR FATHER IS-

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HE'S IN OZTRALIA, ISN'T HE??

Yeah, what DID you get yourself into, Kiran??? And why do I get the feeling I know who the Man in White is??

Niall: *exists*
Me: NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER

Mr. and Mrs. Bickersley, ahahahaaa

A gargoyle with indigestion. Haha!