Status Updates From The Uninhabitable Earth

Okay THIS ONE got me panicking

400 parts per million in the earth’s atmosphere, in the eerily banal language of climatology- that had been, for years, the bright red line environmental scientists had drawn in the rampaging face of industry, saying do not cross. Of course, we kept going: just two years later, we hit a monthly average of 411, and guilt saturates the planets air as much as carbon, though we choose to believe we do not breathe it.