Status Updates From Cô Dâu Chạy Trốn

And after that whole bullshit church chapter where Mike basically ripped Bree's heart to shreds and humiliated her in front of Toby, I now have to deal with Lucy getting upset at Panda for getting a vasectomy. Good lord what kind of Twilight adjacent religious propaganda is this? This might be a hate finish if I don't DNF it.

God this is a slow read; I'm going at my normal pace and yet this feels like it's taking forever. I'm enjoying it, I suppose, but it's not as easy of a read as I had hoped. Also, I know Big Mike is supposed to come off as charming but he's honestly just annoying to me.

I was suspicious about who Tony's parents were but after the confirmation I'm just pissed off. Myra made BREE of all people Toby's guardian knowing her lying ass best friend and cheating ass man were his parents. Just ew. I don't care that she's dead, that's so gross of her.