Status Updates From Disney War

If I had all the necessary Hollywood resources and no potential legal repercussions, I’d adapt this book into a Succession-like series and make Eisner and Katzenberg’s relationship homoerotic

Eisner and Katzenberg are utterly fascinating and I hope I never meet anyone like them

“When the two men showed up the next summer to visit their sons at Keewaydin, Eisner was standing at the end of a dock on the lake when he saw Gordon approach. Rather than risk an encounter, he dived into the water, still wearing his shoes.”
ASTRONOMICAL levels of pettiness

Imagining Defunctland’s voice as the narrator