Status Updates From The Doctor (Nashville Neigh...

Already feeling icky about dad being attracted to sons gf. Sir, she is 19. You are a predator.

Okay let’s talk about it, I’m zooming through this book as If it’s water..is that concerning?…yes, should I reevaluate myself?..yes. Will i?…absolutely not. Almost confident I’m going to finish the book today, and let me just tell you..it’s going way better than I expected. Don’t get me wrong tho, I do feel bad for her ex a lil- because going with the dad the day you broke up with him is wild💀

Cassidy is better than me, the minute he would’ve told me

“my fault, he repeated. “You say that to Preston when you tell him about this.”

Um…to assume that I’d ever even speak a word to a fly about what just happened in that room between them is baffling 😭💀

I absoutely HATE the idea of lingerie as a birthday/holiday gift and every time I read it in a book a little more of me dies inside