Status Updates From Giovanni’s Room

David talking about going back home, Jacques talking about love and how no one ever dies from too much love... I think I love this book.

This is cray cause lowkey I don’t really like Giovanni but Hella seems kinda cool. David get your shit together, I’ll date Hella damn.

“If dirty words frighten you,” said Giovanni, “I really do not know how you have managed to live so long. People are full of dirty words. The only time they do not use them, most people I mean, is when they are describing something dirty.”

“Oh, well,” said Giovanni, “these absurd women running around today, full of ideas and nonsense, and thinking themselves equal to men—quelle rigolade!—they need to be beaten half to death so that they can find out who rules the world.”
KILL HIM omfg 😭 I get that you’re gay but that’s no reason to be a misogynistic asshole good god get a grip and don’t make your failed situationship our fault

bruh omg ☹️