Status Updates From Winter Cursed

'Cedric shot the dwarfs a withering glare. “Yes, well, the curse was obviously easily confused. It sees a charming prince like myself and a beautiful princess such as yourself and naturally it assumes that we are in love.” '

hey well there's an idea though that maybe a prince could just be the "savior" of so many princesses simply cause he's handsome and a prince . . . how's that for a fairytale comedy?? xD

' “True love's kiss?” Cedric asked as the mirror went dark. “Where in Illesya are we supposed to get one of those?”
“Ye should kiss her.” Kenrick gestured to the sleeping princess.
Cedric blinked. “Me? Why me?”
“Because ye obviously love her.”
Cedric snorted derisively. “You're out of your mind. In the short time we've known each other we've done nothing but argue.” '

I mean he's NOT wrong xD

what's this?? a Cedric POV??

B L E S S E D

gosh dang it Elisabeth like I know this is all part of the retelling BUT SERIOUSLY!?!

please tell me Elisabeth is at least smart enough to know what's up with this random old lady bwhaha

'He was annoying, self-important, and arrogant, but underneath his superior, sometimes bitter attitude he was a good person.'

of course it takes him being freaking STABBED for her to get over herself and realize this :P

honestly all 7 dwarves are kinda blurred together into this seven-figure single entity in my mind bwhaha

' “It should have lasted a hundred, or more. My father hoarded power like a dwarf hoards gold.” “Ahh, gold,” one of the dwarfs sighed behind them, followed by a general murmured consensus from the other dwarfs.'

bwhahaha these boys definitely have their dwarven priorities right xD

okay I'm really just reading this for Cedric now cause Elisabeth is annoying

AHA I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A STORY . . . thanks, Nicki ^^

honestly if I was stuck with someone as insufferable as Elisabeth I would be as snarky as Cedric too

hmmm Cedric I kinda liked you before you just kinda pulled her down and won't let her leave if she wants . . . R U D E

Elisabeth, you're really not endearing yourself to anyone, hun

if Cedric's middle name isn't Darcy I am gonna feel cheated cause this is prime Austen banter here xD

mkay if you've got snow powers whyyyyyy are you worried about freezing?? *shrugs eternally*

'Elisabeth whirled to find a young man with pale blond hair lounging on a throne at the far end of the room, mostly concealed in shadows until he leaned forward. He was only a few years older than her, wearing a ratted black tunic and a fur cloak. On his brow was a crown made of shadow.'

oof what an iconic entrance aka a forever aesthetic

"dripping in the princess's blood"

jeez Luk did you just retrieve an animal's heart or did you feel the need for extra dramatics and roll around in the blood for a bit?? bwhahaha

hmmm this is progressing perhaps a bit faster than I would prefer but it's still really good!! although drat Luk seems rather old . . . BUT HEY HELLO DARK KING'S SON xD

ah yes Luk and are YOU of age??? curious minds are curious

captain of the guard, hey?? I'm interested

wait wait I got this wrong whoops Dahlia was the nymph, Ismena is the one telling a story . . . my bad xD

is it wrong of me to be laughing over the fact that Ismena LITERALLY only fell for the king cause she saw his beauty, knew her own beauty, and was like "daaang we'd make great kids" bwhahahahahaha I AM DYINGGGGGGG

when you're not allowed to read physical copies at work . . . but you're totally allowed to read stuff on the computer . . . TO THE KINDLE PC APP I GO *cough* and thus finally a-reading this, I go!! :P

"Actually there was something we wanted to tell you. You are relieved from your position as queen. You were terrible at it anyway."

Wow always so blunt aren't we, Cedric? xD

NOOOOOO CEDRIC!!!!!!!!!

“Me money's on the princess,” Kenrick whispered loudly to the twins.

“Then ye'll be losin' it,” Alban told him gruffly. Aldrus shook his head.

“Nah, I'd wager nine month's wages on the princess any day. Ol' Cedric doesn't stand a chance.”

Cedric glanced back at him, his lips pressed together in a hard line. “I thank you for your confidence.”

These dwarves are hilarious! xD

o.O Gabriel is a very sinister dwarf........