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max theodore
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“I’m not drinking bathwater, no offense.”
“It isn’t bathwater. No one is going to take a bath in it.”
“It touched bath. That makes it bathwater.”
— Nov 28, 2025 09:37PM
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“It isn’t bathwater. No one is going to take a bath in it.”
“It touched bath. That makes it bathwater.”
max theodore
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STRAIGJT PEOPLE ARE NUTS AND MEN AINT SHIT
— Nov 28, 2025 09:33PM
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max theodore
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this book is like secondhand embarrassment if the embarrassment emotion was about partnering with fascism
— Nov 27, 2025 01:16PM
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max theodore
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“This is not what God wanted for me. So I am learning to ask for people’s help. And I am asking you to microwave my Lean Cuisines.”
— Nov 25, 2025 03:31PM
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max theodore
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“Two applicants indicated that they were in recovery from homosexual impulses, and Marianne liked to imagine them falling off the wagon together.”
fujo representation ☺️
— Oct 11, 2025 03:05PM
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fujo representation ☺️
max theodore
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“Eric said everybody knew that you should stay away from big windows during storms. ‘Do not assume I know what everybody knows!’ Marianne had shouted into her computer. ‘I do not have that sort of knowledge!’”
oh she’s just like me fr
— Oct 11, 2025 11:17AM
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oh she’s just like me fr
Cam Rasp
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This is one of the most unique subjects for a book I've read!
— May 12, 2025 08:01AM
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Not me being triggered in the first 50 pages when someone says "just build a better relationship" with the kid who has a defiance disorder
— May 07, 2025 07:06AM
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