Status Updates From Garrison Girl

It's canon time BABYYYYY

Pun not intended

I know the end of that chapter was supposed to be dramatic, and it is, but I'm just hyped for a potential Scout cameo

Ok so he's done an almost complete personality 180 in the span of one chapter. I know several weeks have passed, but you actually have to show the bonding for it to mean anything

He's such a petulant child. I'm sure they're'll be some kind of sad backstory for why he acts the way he does, but I'm at a point where I doubt I'll care

Oh so Jackson is ALSO an idiot. WHY would you go fight a bunch of titans on your own and then get mad when you needed help?? They hadn't even breeched the wall or anything, he apparently just needed an ego boost.

He's really cementing his status as a shitty knock-off Levi, but with none of the depth or actual coolness factor

1. The (presumable) love interest's name is JACKSON. JACKSON CUNNINGHAM. They're supposed to be GERMAN.

2. So far he's like a shitty knock off of Levi. Cleaning his blades with a handkerchief? Ok buddy

3. He 100% just tried to kill her. This book is gonna have to do a LOT of convincing to make me tolerate this man

Oh so homegirl is STUPID stupid

'Rosalie couldn't imagine why anyone would choose to remain in such terrible conditions.'

Really. You can't think of ANY reason why the refugees who lost their entire LIVES to titans wouldn't live in better housing. Can't think of ANY reason at all

Lost all her bravado when she saw an actual titan though. Lol. Lmao even

How in GOD'S NAME do you make an Attack On Titan novel YA???