Status Updates From Lily and the Major (Orphan ...

oh my god. i think this author thinks being a feminist in the 1800s was a fetish for men. he is literally ‘taming’ her. THIS WAS LITERALLY LABELED AS WESTERN ROMANCE WTFF

“those subjects are useless to a girl,” caleb objected.

yup, YUP

“…but she kept silent.”

whats sad is that im trying not to cry seeing her completely submit. shes lost herself in this fucking man are you kidding me?

thank you Linda Lael Miller for ruining the very slim selection of characters i actually liked

okay he’s had a redeeming sentence. ONE OF THE VERY FEW

this woman has been berated to marry this man, made fun of, belittled, threatened to get raped and killed, forced to be a woman in the late 1800’s….AND YOURE STILL SUPRISED THAT THE ONLY REASON SHE FINALLY MARRIED YOU WAS CAUSE SHE GAVE UP ON EVERYTHING AND DECIDED TO BECOME YOURS TO DICTATE. OH MY FUCKING GODDDDD

wow. youre surprised that you’re having an issue that you literally said SO MANY CHAPTERS AND AO MANY TIMES WAS THE REASON WHY YOU DIDNT EVEN WANT TO MARRY HIM. PLEASEEEEEE

oh my god this is so fucking stupid 💀💀 she put up this whole ass fight abt marriage— RIGHTFULLY SO MAY I ADD— and then just randomly decides shes gonna propose to him. LITERALLY TWO CHAPTERS AGO YOU COMPLETELY DENOUNCED HIM. LAST CHAPTER YOU CLAIMED TO “REFUSED” TO BE OWNED—

oh wait. mid sentence. shes OWNING HIM OH SHIT HOLDUP

noticing how when shes comfortable with caleb, she wears dresses. when they are fighting, she wears pants

all this talk about marriage being ownership and there are four chapters till she’s married… cant wait to feel entirely rushed through it all!!

“Caleb, be reasonable. I wouldn’t shoot you— I love you!”
“I love you, too,” Caleb returned in a furious croon

🤷‍♀️

“im willing to put up with a lot from you, lily, but i wont be shot at”

valid but we all know how it ends and apparently you didnt mind it that much

“…if i can find a way to put you out of my mind, im going to do it. that will be the day i ride out of here and never look back”

PLEASE DO!!!

god this dialogue is so all over the place

wow!! took him the whole book to realize the only way to prove a point to a stubborn person is let them see what a mistake they are making!!!!

outside reading with willy—

THIS BITCH RUINED THE BEST CHARACTER FOR SHITTY AND SHORT PLOT DEVELOPMENT

“All he was sure of was that he wanted Lily and needed her, not just in his bed, but in every part of his life”

imma be frank, i fear we are not getting anywhere in this book 🙄

“what is love if not madness”

“God help me, I know I should turn away from you,” he breathed, “but I cant. I need you so much, Lily. So much”

yeah pickin a book with my name does pay off sometimes

WHAT?!?!?! BUT HES THE MAJOR

bible reference

i cant tell if i like the book or not….

“slow and arrogant” mhm

i know it’s a time piece but holy fuck, at least make the main love interest not misogynistic 🙄🙄

he’s a union boy! thank fuck!!!