Status Updates From Wash Out (Anchor Point, #7)

// Now if he doesn’t want a lot of prep that’s a different story but the whole nonsense of it not being his first rodeo and not needing a lot of prep, is just absolutely ludicrous!!!

// “As I slicked up a couple of fingers, Logan arched an eyebrow at my hand. “This isn’t my first rodeo. Don’t need a whole lot of prep.”

~ Author, what the hell are you talking about?!? It’s an asshole, it will always need prep, and if you’re not familiar with anatomy and physiology, you have an asshole you can teach yourself a thing or two! The asshole will always need prep, always!!

// So far still very good 😊!!

// “I’d never actually seen a six-pack in real life, but there it was.”

~ I’m posting it again and I’m going to say this is the most absurd thing this author could’ve ever written and is not even remotely, possibly, not in the slightest, not with the hardest stretch of imagination even remotely possible! So I am going to ignore it as if this author never wrote it, which is how it should’ve been!!

// I mean for fuck sake you have a six pack, you used to date a guy with a six pack for the last almost 10 years, you were surrounded by men with 6 packs, and this author has the audacity to write such a complete and utter fucking nonsense?!? That pisses me off like nobody’s business because it’s the author just messing around with her books again, just because she has to interfere!! Point is, LIE LIE LIE LIE!!!!

// “I’d never actually seen a six-pack in real life, but there it was.”

~ See this is the kind of nonsense I’m talking about where this author is concerned! You’re a guy that is built like a brick shit house, ex-military, used to go out with a guy who is also built muscle up on muscle, and you’re saying you never saw a guy with a six pack?! That is the most absurd LIE this author could’ve ever written!

// While I say we are off to a really good start I’m going to say that it’s also a false sense of security and away just because this author has a tendency of going: “oh you’re comfortable in the story let me do something to fuck it up”! It really sucks when an author CAN be a great author but also insists on fucking up her own book just for the sake of it or bc she wants to impose her own personal opinions!

review soon