Status Updates From To Kill a Kingdom

I am just not feeling pirate fantasy rn, but it’s not the book’s fault

I’m realizing now the emphasized thinness is a result of her turning into a human, but… why? My evil mother made me a human &, perhaps for unrelated reasons, made me super skinny?? I feel like she would’ve been weakened enough without losing 30 lbs

No trust in readers’ ability to perform even a smidge of critical analysis. Don’t worry, no need to think or form opinions. Christo is going to spell it out for you— word for word, right on the page!

“a belt as thick as either of my legs” oh perfect so either you should’ve called it a corset or the sea-dwelling creatures who should by all logic rely on fat stores are stick-thin. Naturally