Status Updates From Alpha's Challenge (Bad Boy ...

Thug in a rug

What would it look like if you shifted while wearing clothes and then shifted right back into your human form is my question

“OMG,” I say."
Do you say though

Can't she have a nickname Foxfire is killing me

"... we were doing a class project on our parents. Mom helped me do half the project on her, and half on the host of my favorite show, Reading Rainbow."
Loooool

Um wut

Pussy trap. Dying.

Not really here for all this Daddy talk

I will never not appreciate the phrase "climb [person] like a tree".

Big D? Really??

Ah motor oil and cinnamon my favorite

Wearing a size shmedium of course.

"With a shake of his head, he reaches again for his first slice. He inhales it, reaches for a second, folds it onto a third slice to make a pizza sandwich."
Hate crime.

6'3" doesn't seem that impressive for a werewolf named Tank.

Geez you guys are anal for a gang.”
“You have no idea.”
Lol.

"I’m more interested in eating her a different way."
DUDE. THERE'S ONLY ONE OK WAY TO EAT A PERSON COME ON

"Even if she has poor taste in hair dye."
I presume he's going to love her horrible hair color.

Just figured out the significance of them calling their club Eclipse. Duh.

“That was so cool!” she squeaks. “You crushed my phone with your bare hands.”
Bish wat

Omg this romance would be OVER if a motherfucker walked into my apartment and crushed my phone

Wtf is a toilet snake

FOXY BITS ARE YOU SERIOUS

"I catch the scent of her: strawberry shampoo, printer ink, a bit of hippie incense, and a wild smell that hovers out of reach, familiar, but not something I can place."
Aaaah printer ink

Dude and I having the same reaction to the name Foxfire