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a-dawg
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listening to Like A G6 while reading this was definitely a horrible choice 🧟♀️ anyways, i yearn for fireball whiskey
— 5 hours, 8 min ago
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jelly
is 45% done
i dont want to dnf the first book of the year, come on 🫠
— 5 hours, 53 min ago
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yun
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I would be fully supportive of this if it didn't involve cheating 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️My friend, YOUR WIFE JUST GAVE BIRTH TO YOUR FIRST CHILD!!
— 5 hours, 53 min ago
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a-dawg
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this sounds so familiar i just can’t quite name it…oh wait !
— 5 hours, 56 min ago
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