Status Updates From Nostra Senyora de París

“‘We were kind enough to change your name from The Bad, which was too close to what you looked like.’” Savage. (Book 10, Chapter 5)

“And what is explicable is that the blinder the passion, the more tenacious it is. It is never more solid than when it is unreasonable.” (Book 9, Chapter 4)

“‘Isabeau, my sweet, I shan’t be pleased with Jupiter til he’s turned your two white titties into two black bottles, where I can suck Beaune wine all day and night.’“ I am almost 97% sure this is how my homie and his girlfriend speak to one another behind closed doors. (Book 9, Chapter 1)

“‘Oh, a resplendent figure which stood out like something luminous in the light of the very sun itself!… Alas, that girl was you. I was surprised, intoxicated, spellbound and I allowed myself to look at you. I looked at you so hard that I suddenly shivered with fright, I felt that fate had seized hold of me.’” (Book 8, Chapter 4)

“But a girl who loves laughing is on the way to weeping; beautiful teeth are the downfall of beautiful eyes.” (Book 6, Chapter 3)