Status Updates From The Cult of Venus: Templars...

This book is so stupid it's cringey!
It's going to be hard to rate, because the writing is OK, the story is ok-ish, the biggest problem is the author's ideas and attitudes. If you know nothing, are easily persuaded by pseudoscience, and don't understand how people work, you might actually enjoy this.

This is so dang stupid. *sigh* *rolling eyes*
I mean... it's bad when one writes a pseudo-scientific book and the reader questions every fact you give. I have decided to not fact-check him, and just assume it's all BS.

Ok... so, somebody calls you in the middle of the night and the call breaks with sound of car crash. You call 911 and hop in your car and drive there. You find the package she hid, and sneak back home trying to be as invisible as possible. The next morning you go to the cops and start asking questions. You find out nothing important - but make yourself very visible. Why? Plot, I assume. *sigh*

"I descend from almost all the Western world's great religious leaders - King David, Jesus, Mohammed - and also from Cleopatra and Joseph Smith and a long line of Native American chieftesses. My uncle said I have more royal blood in my veins than anyone who has ever lived".
I am not going to like this book.