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Parker J
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“Goodness!” he cried. “Golly! Good God! Blessed Allah! Zeus and Hera! Mary and Joseph! Nathaniel Hawthorne! Don’t touch her! Grab her! Move closer! Run away! Don’t move! Kill the snake! Leave it alone! Give it some food! Don’t let it bite her! Lure the snake away! Here, snakey! Here, snakey snakey!”
shit guys i’m mr poe in an emergency 😭
— Feb 18, 2026 05:06PM
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shit guys i’m mr poe in an emergency 😭
Parker J
is on page 32 of 192
“He taught them not to give the Green Gimlet Toad too much water, and to never, under any circumstances, let the Virginian Wolfsnake near a typewriter.” wait no i want to hear what the snake has to say!
— Feb 18, 2026 10:13AM
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