Status Updates From The Duke with the Dragon Ta...

I'm not buying it... He's coming off as my 5 year old son when he says he's the fastest in the world. Stop saying you don't have a heart. You're an asshole, that's for sure, but you clearly have one. I find it annoying how he keeps giving the same speech over and over again about how he's so big and mean. It starts to lose its meaning.

I'm rolling my eyes so hard right now... "What will it take for you to let my friend go? I'll do anything!" Insert eye roll right there...
This started out so good! I hate that it's now crumbling down the hills so fast..