Status Updates From Just One Chance (Oh Tequila...

You're really not that sassy if you have to point out how sassy you are on every fucking page. Lord.

"But I still thought me and a few of the guys should visit Porter’s and harass this Pete guy. I thought it could be a fun way to fill an evening."


This guy is a fucking tool. Yes, let's go and harass a poor guy just because he likes a girl you're interested in. She's not even interested back and all Pete has done is make her pizza order fast. *An eye roll to rule them all*

You're not special because you can eat half a pizza by yourself and are a girl. Fucking wow. Not even a whole pizza, a half. I'll start getting impressed when I meet someone who can eat two whole pizzas at once not matter their gender. Half a pizza ain't shit.

"Women were catty and judgmental, and I did my best to avoid any close friendships with someone of the same sex."


Put everyone in one bag and generalise.Wow. What a special bitch-ass judgemental snowflake. The mindset that all women are bimbos just makes me rage. Even if some are, why pray tell the fuck, do you care? Their vagina, their life. Ffs stop being an asshole to women. I dislike this character already.

Why doesn’t she realise that she worth it. Xavier wants her for her, she isn’t materialistic she is all about her family and so is he

Morgan is as stubborn as a hard headed bull. I swear that girl just like taking the piss out of Xavier

Wholly this household is crazy insane when it come pranking each other. But man Corbin has that coming. He’s channeling his inner Smurf!!!!! Hahaha