Status Updates From Phantom of the Paradise

Philbin is not that nice to Beef what

insane that it accurately describes the stage forming a cross, but doesn’t get anything else right

the black characters are one off, but they are written so poorly it pisses me off

why are topics like r@p3 thrown around so casually?? and so frequently? the sexism in this book is appalling, i understand that it’s the 70’s but it’s excessive

WHY IS SWAN TALKING ABOUT WINSLOW’S COCK? WHY IS THERE SO MUCH EMPHASIS ON PENISES IN THIS BOOK???

Swan would never compliment Winslow out loud

they made Beef bisexual omg

they make Philbin a lot smarter than he actually is, and he should not know about Winslow

Swan is NOT this empathetic towards people at all in the movie nor screenplay, he will use anyone as a pawn. i understand that the author is trying to make Swan complex but there’s already so much to work with and the author takes it in the wrong direction

HE EVEN FUCKED UP THE SIDE OF WINSLOWS FACE THATS DEFORMED DID HE EVEN WATCH THE MOVIE OR READ THE SCREEN PLAY WHAT😭😭

i reread up to this point again, gods it’s worse than i remembered

WHY THE RACISM, C’MON MAN

it changes so many things from the movie in the worst way possible

it feels like an incel’s fan fic

it’s rough man