Status Updates From Ready For Love (Semper Fi, ...

Gabe, are you a fucking idiot?! You must be!! There’s absolutely no way on earth that you could even remotely entertain being interested or attracted to the same sex, or in your case, another man, and even think that you’re straight!! There’s no way on earth, in any capacity, whatsoever, and in any way, shape, or form, that you are straight!! ZERO CHANCE! If you aren’t bisexual, you are most definitely GAY!!!

// 😬😬😬😋😋😋😉😉😉🌈🌈🌈!!!

// I’m sitting here rolling my eyes over morbid fascination most Americans have with clean language!! I mean shut the fuck up already with your ridiculousness and the insane hypocrisy you all exhibit with this nonsense!! Language seems to be more important than action and that’s absolutely fucking insane!! So with all the cussing nonsense, shut the fuck up already and deal with it!!

// 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥!!!

// Hmmmmmmmmmmm … 🧐!!

// Not gay? Really? Really?!! You might not be completely gay specifically but you’re most definitely on the queer spectrum in that you’re absolutely bisexual, if not completely gay!! You’re about to fuck a man, so you’re most definitely not fucking straight in any capacity whatsoever, not in even the most stretchy of imaginations!! Denial better not fucking be a thing in this book!!!

// For heaven’s sake, Jake, you’re the one giving Gabe one answer responses when Gabe tries to have a conversation with you by text! You’re essentially avoiding him so what do you want, huh?!? You need to make the effort to keep the conversation going if that’s what you want, otherwise it sounds like you want him to leave you alone and give you some space, which is exactly what he’s respecting and doing!!!!

// “Jake sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. That would be a fight. Still, he’d inherited more than his good looks and charm from Marlene. He could be stubborn, too.”

~ Author, in Jake’s own thoughts it’s fucking weird that you keep referring to his mom only by her first name, and not as “mom, when Jake thinks of her! Generally speaking it’s fine but THIS is just fucking weird!!

// Also it’s weird that this author keeps referring to her only as Marlene and not “mom” when Jake thinks of her!!

// I don’t get why she is keeping everything from him about her health!! Especially after she kept things from him the last time and he was devastated for not knowing what a bad condition she was in! I get that she wants to spare him but him not knowing, especially the second time around [i.e. not once but twice] is selfish and cruel!!

// Excellent book so far!! Excellent, excellent, excellent!!!

// AUTHOR, GET IT FUCKING RIGHT!!! ITS ABOUT A !!GUY!! SEEING THE LIGHT, NOT A STRAIGHT GUY!! IF A GUY WONDERS OR EXPERIMENTS, HE IS ALREADY QUESTIONING HIS SEXUALITY, SO HE IS ABSOLUTELY NOT STRAIGHT IN ANY CAPACITY WHATSOEVER!! NO STRAIGHT PERSON WILL EVER EVER EVER WONDER OR EXPERIMENT EVER!! ABSOLUTELY NOT!! THAT IS WHAT MAKES THEM 100% STRAIGHT!! IF A PERSON EVEN REMOTELY DOES SO, HE WAS NEVER STRAIGHT!! NEVER!!

// “Gabe’s grin got even bigger when Jake finally caught sight of him, and something Gabe had been missing for the last seven months suddenly clicked back into place, settling the antsy restlessness he hadn’t even known he’d been filled with until it was suddenly gone.”

~ Gabe, you are most definitely not straight, and you will soon find that out 😊😊😊!!!

// We are off to a very very very promising start 😊😊😊😊😊😊!!!

Uhm… maybe this book isn’t what I need right now…