Status Updates From Don Quixote

Don Quixote: "SANCHO MY MUSE IS STILL A PLAIN VILLAGE GIRL YOU *MUST* FLOG YOURSELF TO CHANGE HER BACK EVERYONE IS TELLING YOU TO HIT YOURSELF 3K TIMES AND YET YOU WONT I AM ABOUT TO DO IT MYSELF YOU LAZY COWARD I WISH YOU WERE EATEN BY WOLVES"
Sancho: "Girl, That's not common sense, but maybe I will do it tomorrow"
DQ: "Okay, fine. Her puss is still poppin and everyone knows it"

Sancho always talking about how he gave up his government job - virtue signaling ass. I did not pick up the amount of local sayings he was saying until Don Quixote told him to stop saying them all the time. Now I notice he says two every sentence.

Also the narrator emphasizes the word "ASS" with the delight of a teenager with their friends.

Ngl sometimes good, sometimes a bore, the funny parts make up for it though!

"Yo, Sancho, nací para vivir muriendo y tú para morir comiendo"