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Little Bean’s current before bed pick 🖤

I am nothing short of speechless by the literary genius of ms siwa. Through her eloquent words and overwhelmingly glittered pages, Jojo has captivated the English GCSE within me, and has truly won my affections. Her dance moms trauma is particularly highlighted when jojo proclaims “death to Abby” and I have no choice but to feel a sense of empathy for not only jojo herself, but even more so, her hairline.

wow. just wow.

Ok um I can’t stand JoJo. ‘Haha I’m so funny I stuck fart spray in my dads face! It was crazy!’ Shut up JoJo that is not ‘crazy’ or ‘wild’ like any of the other thousand things in this book that you described as wild and crazy. ‘My favourite thing to do is be funny!’ Screaming at the camera is not funny JoJo! She’s getting on my nerves. She does seem genuinely sweet though, but still annoying.

Your family is always there for you. Through fire, ice, bigbows and smallbows. Please jojo I’m begging you what does that mean why are there so many bow analogies please