Status Updates From Pond

i’ve never read anyone write like this i’m in awe
such a new way of writing and so beautiful and her observations are just so ? perfect ? poignant? i can’t really describe it

I'm giving up. It's been a while since I started a book I just straight up didn't like. Maybe I was predisposed to dislike it because of the way it was recommended to me (by some unsympathetic, smug professors who told me I could learn from it). But I want to read a book with characters and dialogue, not one pretentious woman lecturing about cheese and gardening and taking smug pleasure in her own everything.