Status Updates From My Immortal

The Bark Lord Voldemint has so far been the hogh point of this experience.

And tbh "Vlodemort and da Death Deelers" would be a great band name

Unlike most of us, Ebony/Evony/Eboby/Enoby Dark'ness Dementia Raven/Tara Way is not bound by the usual constraints of English (too preppy for her, I guess). Read this and add the following to your vocab: sandly, triumelephantly, sexily, enrgtically lethrigcly (no clue what that one is)

This is a fever dream.

Listening to a reading of this on YouTube, reliving my emo years

Listen so, I started reading this aloud to my friend so she can get my live reaction. This had me actually throwing my entire body backwards in laughter and I’m not even close to done. It is SO much worse than I could’ve ever imagined, but yet… it has me more captivated than any book I’ve read before.

My physical copy has all the page numbers written in Roman Numerals so im just taking a guess at how far I am. Because there's no way im Googling and having to cite this book as teaching me something new

That being sad, I fear I would have unironically ate this up in my middle school emo phase

XXXFORTYTWOXXX

Tara clocked JKR's bigotry all the way back then... inspiring.

XXXTHIRTYONEXXX

I must have forgotten to update my progress last time, because I just re-read all of these chapters 💔