Status Updates From The Seabird's Cry

Bro has never locked eyes with a cuttlefish and it shows

Those birds are not married, and they cannot have affairs. It is quite literally impossible, unless they have a culture to which we aren’t privy, for a bird to “cheat” on their mate. I get the writing style is meant to be engaging for people who generally watch soap operas for entertainment, but wording absolutely drives cultural perception and I truly feel like this language does birds a disservice.