Status Updates From Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde and...

As by the title you can tell that this is a compilation of Robert Louis Stevenson's stories. And thus far the stories have been presented in fairly comprehensible all-be-it olden English. But now, with this story "Thrawn Janet", which I like to call with Forest Gump-esque accent " Thrawn Jenny". It's written in what I can only describe as phonetic heavily accented Scottish. My poor brain! The vowels don't match!