Status Updates From Die drei Musketiere.

This book has my favorite closing line of all time. Well, technically not THE closing line given there's a 1-2 page Epilogue after, but still. It surpasses even the final line of Les Mis, which was previously probably my favorite...and which coincidentally also technically was not that book's final line, because there was a final half-page "chapter" to close.

Regardless of the technicalities, Dumas had me crying.

I have a hard time identifying with the concerns of an 18 year old boy/man who reacts to every slight with a demand for a duel to the death. I hope this book has some redeeming qualities but I'm not there yet.