Status Updates From Must Like Spinach

// Seriously, Peggy is the author's way of creating the most annoying and obnoxious character simply to hurry things along for the MCs!!! Nothing here makes sense: Not Jon renting the garage apartment, not the MCs getting together, not this corporate nonsense, not Peggy being so fucking useless, retarded, and pathetically useless in her bumbling idiocy, and not the bullshit with Tyler's ex!!! This book SUCKS!!!!

// If this were the very first book I've read by this author, not already knowing that this author is a seriously fantastic and fabulous writer (from many of her other books), I would NEVER have given her books a try!!! This book is written so sloppily, lazily, ignorantly, and obnoxiously ... everything here is irritating and aggravating >:-o!!! Peggy is obnoxious, STUPID, PATHETIC, irritating, and useless as fuck!!!

// By the way, stop making this "little old lady" sound like such a bumbling senile fucking idiot!!!! She has several hundred dollars in an envelope and she (pretends?) she thinks she has only $15 ... o__O!!! Not to mention she sounds like she has never heard of a bank!!! STOP!! If it's a joke, it is fucking annoying, nothing stupid is fucking entertaining, and if it's serious, STOP, because what the fuck!!!

// This author's writing is so fucking lazy, sloppy, half-assed, and ignorant here >:-o!!! If you say there is several hundred dollars, you cannot refer to those same "several hundred" as a couple of hundred now!!! Several means at least and usually more than a few, and a few means more than two!! A couple of something LITERALLY means TWO - i.e. COUPLE!!! Don't be an ignorant sloppy asshole, author!!! Fucking STOP!!!

// Are you fucking insane?!! You need someone else's reaction to tell you that you a hostile and rude motherfucker?!! WHAT THE FUCK!!! This author's writing here is ridiculously and obnoxiously stupid, ignorant, absurd, and asinine!!! It's all on the author for this one!!! The author had ABSURD AND IGNORANT AND OBNOXIOUS AND TOXIC AND PROBLEMATIC REASONING HERE!!!!! AUTHOR, FUCKING STOP IT!!!!

// With all due respect to this author - because I know she is generally a great author - this moment is just a sign of obnoxious, ignorant, lazy, and sloppy writing!! When the author writes the MC being a fucking RUDE fucker, but knows it by how the other MC reacts!! WHAT THE FUCK!!! You know it's rude because of what and how you said something!! You don't fucking need someone else's reaction to gauge anything!!!!!

// FUCK YOU, JON!!!!!!! YOU OWE TYLER A MASSIVE GENUINE APOLOGY!!!!

// I am getting more and more protective of Tyler, and angrier and angrier at Jon!!! Dude, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!! At this point I want him to break both legs falling off that janky donkey he's riding >:-o!!! By Jon's "logic", he's a ruthless corporate raider eager to fuck over anyone for any price and will do the bidding of billionaires at a whim, no matter the destruction and devastation he wreaks!!!!!

// I really want to slap Jon >:-o ... stop fucking jumping to conclusions already >:-o!!!! Do you presume the absolute worst of all the uber wealthy people you work with, or are you suspicious only of poor people >:-o!!!!!
The author better rectify this nonsense FAST because Jon's high-handedness is reaching the danger point of no return, and when that happens there is legitimately no return!!! STOP!!!

// It's Tyler ... I just KNOW that Tyler is responsible for the place's SPECTACULAR transformation, and I want Jon to KNOW IT!!!! Tyler deserves the recognition and acknowledgement, not to mention the APOLOGY for the injustice of presuming ANYTHING negative!!!!!!!!!

// I am not "charmed" by this little old lady and her manipulative schtick ... I see her as irritating and manipulative and performative and fucking aggravating and obnoxious as fuck!!!! I am VERY suspicious of Peggy!!!! I don't like her!!!!

// I am already angry because this is pure author manipulation because the author wants its so!!! What idiot would EVER rent this space from someone and pay her for it?!!! She should pay HIM and also cover all the medical expenses should he get tetanus by accidentally brushing up against something!!!!

// And to think this broad is CHARGING rent so someone can live in squalor AND do all her housework and yard work for her?!!!!!! That should be absolutely criminal >:-o!!!!!

// There better be a good reason for this author irritating readers so early on in the book!!!
The little old lady schtick with her shifty gaze tells me she is up to something and is manipulating Jon, which fucking pisses me off!!!
I can tell this author is trying to make a point here and there is NO point to make, there is manipulation happening here and there is ZERO excuse for that!! What the fuck!!!

// Also in what universe does a CORPORATE EXECUTIVE - even a peon - have to consider living in a dump, when he has relocation funds at his service?!! Added to that, in what fucking universe would he tag the owner of the company he is working for in a FB post?!!! Maybe today's gen-z might if their boss were Elon Musk, but that's beside the point!!!

// I am already irritated >:-o!!!!

// It sounds like the place is a fucking DUMP and fuck that old lady's feelings, just tell her NO!!! The audacity to ask for rent or a deposit is absurd and downright criminal; as a matter of fact, she should be paying YOU!!!! I hate that this is made to sound cute when in normal circumstances, this lady needs the police called on her for scamming people!!! I see a con-woman preying on kindness!!!!

// Finally cracking this one open!! Here we go :-D!!

Still unsure about this one

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Either Business^tm caused Jon to lose all faith in humanity or he’s actually a jackass,, the way he’s so convinced Tyler is a devil spawn after meeting him for half a second was sort of hilarious but also wtf??

“I won’t see him again, so you didn’t need to say any of that dating stuff or play gay on my account either.”
“I wasn’t playing.”
“I—? You—?” Tyler trips over single words before linking two together. “Prove it.”
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Dla przypomnienia - 16 stron temu nawet nie rozmawiali, a teraz się całują. Koniec ze slow burnem.

1/3 książki i nadal brak romansu, więcej - MC nawet ze sobą nie rozmawiali. Serio?