Status Updates From The Princess Bride

Buttercup is captured, the masked man fiercely chases after the kidnappers. A sword fight, wrestling match, and deathly picnic ensues. The princess gets saved by dun dun dun none other than her thought to be death lover. Prince Humperdink chases. They are forced to cross the fire swamp. After a long and exhausting day they final reach the end of the swamp were the prince waits for them. Westley gets captured.

i was like “oh these chapters have been long so far (i’ve read 2 chapters) let me get through one more before my day ends” and i turned the page and it was over so here we are