Status Updates From Diary Of An Oxygen Thief

This shi hellaaAaaaa kinky I’m so invested

maybe his paranoia is rubbing off on me, is she trying to make an alcoholic start drinking again 😭

French girlfriend who knows everything and tells him to go to therapy lol

the comb on his shoulders is DIABOLICAL. 😭😭

i like this switch to second person

“But I was curious to see if I’d get laid. I knew she’d be getting fairly drunk and after all, I had nothing else to do.” GET LIKE THREE HOBBIES AND A POCKET PUSSY.

Compares her to a 16 year old girl when they had sex. for some reason STILL think he’s gonna get laid. The exhibition didn’t humiliate him - he did almost have a drop of liquor that her friend accidentally splashed on his lip. He didn’t think it was an accident.

“In my mind I’m still her boyfriend. We’re just going through a bumpy patch.” They were never explicitly dating, her family didn’t even know his name, she literally told him she wasn’t ready or interested in a relationship..??

Still thinking he could get laid..
bro her exhibition is 100% going to humiliate you

i think this guy could make up any reason for a stranger to be against him