Status Updates From The Love Interest

Oh my god why hadn’t I picked this up sooner?! (It’s because of the dystopian but don’t let that fool you)
As Dan and Phil would say: I love doomed yaoi.

Why is some who SHOULD have been expertly trained to pick someone up, so utterly clueless?

Are they allergic to subtext?

The extreme cringe turned from funny to irritating after about 5 chapters.

I finished it!! Wow, dare I say that might be the most entertaining thing I’ve read this year? Because it was! I breezed through this baby and it was pure stupid fun with great characters and an EXCELLENT amount of entertainment. Did I cringe? YES! But it was really good and engaging and the twists kept coming. I also really liked the ending. 10/10

And here we go again. Are we getting TRIPLE crossed now???

Nooooo Caden got the Alter dementia and forgot there were two guns! How convenient…

Uh oh, it’s giving Jack at the end of Iron Flame vibes with the antagonist stuff

Is Juliet gonna use her taser glove on it? That’d be kinda sick

Ahhhh not the Stalker!

Sooooo you’d throw it all away to become a liar again? Someone’s gonna die, aren’t they?

WHAAAAT?! He was two timing the WHOLE TIME?! No way!! It’s gonna be a fight to the death, I guess. Oh SHOOT!

Idk why, but I almost find it funny that that’s the line they use for each love interest after they “fail”

Omg the secondhand cringe is real with this one, but nooooooo, not mah boi! This is really, really bad…

‘And the grand finale begins’
HOOOOOOOO! This is it! I’m so not ready…