Status Updates From Vindsträdgården

The older children are indeed very precocious!

Corrine spent all that money of Christmas presents instead of putting it towards leasing an apartment two towns over for these little devils spawn to stew in…Cathy is literally doing advanced oldest child latch key labor they couldn’t be more unsupervised if they wanted to…You know Corrine is already test baking those Rat Poison Powdered Donuts for her unwanted attic children so she can get that ring

“The twins love raisins…and so do I” These five year olds could have gone rabid for Nerds gummy clusters I can tell you that much…and then later we have to hear Cathy complain about how obsessed they are with Bananas…truly unhinged storytelling