Status Updates From Bakemonogatari, Part 3: Mon...

I think ive read this before?

I tired to raise my head, to no avail. Or rather, I felt nails digging into my scalp.
"Hey, are you aware that you are definitely doing something a lot meaner than you think right now?"
"Really? If anything, you should feel fortunate to have one of my delicate hands on your head."
"I'll give you that, if you mean delicate like a glass... whole shards of it"
"What a wonderful thing to hear. Am I so clear and sharp?"

"You are really s-scary, you know that?"
"Whats the extra 's' for? But think of it as part of my brand of hospitality. I want you to feel a bit scarred."
"And you added an extra 'r'! You say the meanest things! Treat me with some heart!"
"I sure can, with heat."
"That's where you got the spare 'r' from?!"

The wicked woman didn't just have a leg up on me when it came to this, she had a mannequin factory's worth of legs up on me. Why try to fight her ill will with I'll will?
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"You know the famous mystery writer Agatha Christie, don't you? If you rearrange the letters in her name, you get 'a hag is theatric'. Do you think that was on purpose?"
"Who cares about that! If anyone is a theatrical hag, it's you!"

"The amulet Oshino gave us really was like a Doraemon device... Yup, like the Genius Helmet and Technology Gloves."
"Why go out of your way to choose obscure ones that only ever appeared in the theatrical feature for your comparison? Why not the Bamboo-copter or the Anywhere Door?" 😭😭😭😭😭😭